The short version: We're down for renovations.

The long version: I'm a web developer by trade. Unfortunately, this means that by the time I get off my 11-hour shift at work, I'm usually so fried that the thought of more coding is physically painful. The end result of this was that I haven't touched this site to do more than a few content changes in years. I realized the other day that I still have the same design I slapped up in 1996 or so. The web's progressed a lot since then, and so have my skills, and frankly I was ashamed to show it to people because I can do a lot better now. So I've finally decided to get off my duff and fix it. Until then, please pardon the rubble.